




MIGHT AS WELL HAVE A BIT OF FUN... HEY, DJ, LET'S HAVE SOME FUNKY MUSIC WE CAN TAPDANCE TO!
Good boy, good boy! No more chasing kids on bicycles and ripping the postman's trousers. Tomorrow you're getting neutered. Say goodbye to your balls!Teresa Kok was taken away on Friday [12/9/08]. Two self-proclaimed Muslim Groups were at the Sentul Police Station making report against Teresa on Sunday morning [14/9/08] around 11am.
At the scene, by the road side, some gangster-looking youngsters with yellow head-bands were holding some banners accusing Teresa of ”menghina Islam.”
I stopped my car and asked one of them what was it all about.
Me: Dik, apa dah jadi?
He: Ada orang menghina Islam.
Me: Siapa?
He: Tak tahu! (The banner he was holding read: "Teresa Kok Menghina Islam")
Me: Lalu you marah siapa?
He: Tak marah siapa, cari makan saja!
Me: Tapi Teresa Kok sudah ditangkap ISA.
He: Siapa Teresa Kok?
Me: ………
After his release from prison in 2004, Anwar Ibrahim served as a faculty member at the Prince Alwaleed Bin Talal Center for Muslim-Christian Understanding and was offered a tenure as visiting professor in the School of Foreign Service at Georgetown University, Washington, D.C. The following article is an introduction to an excellent interview conducted by Eric Pilch for Vox Populi, staff blog of Georgetown University's newsmagazine, the Georgetown Voice.
While at Georgetown, Ibrahim served as a visiting professor in the School of Foreign Service and as a faculty member at the Prince Alwaleed Bin Talal Center for Muslim-Christian Understanding. He also taught a class called “Contemporary Islam in Southeast Asia.”
Anwar Ibrahim addresses a 20,000-strong crowd at the Freedom Rally, 14 April 2008, which marked his formal re-entry into politics.
Umno died in February 1988. The party was pronounced dead (or, at least, illegal) by Justice Harun Hashim after Tengku Razaleigh Hamzah challenged Mahathir Mohamad for the president's post and lost by 43 votes. Razaleigh's camp petitioned for a recount and it was discovered that Umno had broken the law by failing to register dozens of party branches. Twenty years on, the Ketuanan Melayu carcass rotting on our living room floor can no longer be denied nor can it be swept under the rug. Indeed, no rug is big enough to hide it, or thick enough to camouflage the stygian stench of putrefaction. Malaysiakini (18.09.08): Deputy police chief Ismail Omar today issued a stern warning against those speculating and spreading rumours of a government takeover. He said that these speculations were causing instability in the country, which has been abuzz with talks of a change in government.
Hello, Deputy Chief Ismail! Excuse me, do you have a brain or are you just one of Umno's myriad ventriloquist's dummies in uniform? What's your monthly take-home pay? What??? Is it worth losing your dignity, your integrity, your professional credibility, and your personal reputation for 30 pieces of silver? Come on, brother! Let me spell it out for you in plain language.
The Polis Di Raja Malaysia was inaugurated to serve the rakyat and protect the peace. A change of government is a normal part of the democratic process - otherwise why hold elections every few years? I understand this is the first time we have experienced a radical change of government in Malaysia. That's why we're all so excited, joyful, optimistic, relieved. Regime change is like losing your virginity. It's much easier and not so painful the next time around. So, all you sore losers in Umno/BN have several years to "rebrand" yourself (truth is, you'll have to do a lot more than hire a better PR agency, but this is not the time or place for me to offer you free advice). You can attempt a comeback in GE13 - after Pakatan Rakyat has cleaned up the electoral rolls and refurbished the EC! ;-)
Your job, Ismail, is to arrest those who flout the Malaysian Constitution by refusing to leave office after losing an election, or when they no longer command even a simple majority in Parliament. Anwar has offered them a week or two's grace to pack up and go. So please hold your horses. If they're still hogging their seats by 2 October 2008, then you can tell your boys in blue to politely show these Umno diehards the door. If they refuse to leave (pun wholly intended)... arrest them! But please, no handcuffs, too sordid!
Last week an Australian minister was forced to resign because he drank one beer too many and had a wee bit too much fun at a staff party. 
(courtesy of TV Smith)
"Reformasi" by Zulkifli Yusof (217cm x 307cm, oil on canvas, 1997)

We are witnessing the final days of these old guard Umno warlords, dangerous and pathetic as they slide into incurable dementia, babbling denials all the way to oblivion. However, they will attempt a last, desperate act of après moi le déluge by threatening to use the ISA on Anwar - just to put fear into our hearts and get rid of a chronic pain in BN's backside.
This is undoubtedly the most serious political crisis ever in our nation’s entire history. It’s even worse than 1969, because in those days the vast majority of Malaysians were politically naive and grossly underinformed. Few of us could imagine the degree of evil, malice and ruthless abuse of power some politicians will resort to just to seize or retain power.
General Badawi will make his last stand at the head of the army if the rakyat revolt, and go down fighting like General Custer. But wait a minute... the Agong's approval is necessary to declare a state of emergency, right? Or has Mahathir already taken care of that sticky problem with his 1983 constitutional amendments?
Not in 2012 or 2013….for that would spell doom for all truth-loving freedom-fighters in the land!
Surely, the Yang di Pertuan Agong and all the other monarchs are keenly aware of what’s going on. They must stop their pretence of neutrality, grit their royal teeth, declare Umno/BN no longer fit to rule - and dissolve the Badawi administration immediately. The secret police have two of the nation's most popular heroes in custody - and they appear to be toying with their psychological equilibrium. One of them happens to be the cousin of the Selangor Sultan and a childhood chum of the Agong.
I believe that by early next week Anwar may have as many as 44 defectors, more than enough to form a strong government. Unfortunately, several are literally being held captive in Macau, en route home from Taiwan - and a few others are terrified of the ISA if they show their hands prematurely.
Protes Rally images courtesy of Pro Bono, taken 6 July 2008
What need is there for a professional police officer or prison officer to engage in such barbaric behaviour? I feel enraged and angered at what is happening. It is causing needless suffering.
(photo by TV Smith)
Soon... when we mention the ISA, this will be what we're referring to!







(Recent pic of Balai Polis Brickfields sent in by an anonymous contributor)
Poor RPK! First they took away all his computers... and now they've taken him away under the most evil piece of legislation imaginable, Malaysia's despicable Infernal Security Act (ISA). 
The Fear Factor, after all, is how Mahathir ruled the country for 22 long years - building an elaborate façade of modernity and progress at the expense of civil liberties and basic decency - in the process deliberately undermining the credibility and integrity of Malaysia's judiciary and law enforcement agencies.
We wish to acknowledge the great contribution of the Cawangan Istimewa (affectionately known as the SB) in helping to make the dream of a New Dawn for Malaysia come true - more or less on schedule. This is because the only way we can get RPK out of the SB's clutches - pronto! - is to remove Umno/BN from power and allow Pakatan Rakyat to take over the helm of the realm.
NEWSFLASH! Fuziah Salleh, Director of the National Election Bureau of KeADILan, blogging from Taoyuan, Taiwan, at 9pm on 13 Sept, where her flight home has been delayed by a raging typhoon called "Sinlaku"...Our TRIP HAS BEEN HIGHLY SUCCESSFUL IN MEETING ITS OBJECTIVES.
Saya juga menegaskan seterusnya bahawa rancangan 16 Sept is RIGHT ON TRACK.
If not literally on the actual date, 16+1 Sept or 16+2 Sept, or even 16+3 Sept.
Nantikan bersama demi masa depan baru untuk seluruh rakyat Malaysia.
Kita telah menunggu 50 tahun. tidak lama lagi penantian ini akan berakhir.




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Denethor, demented Steward of Gondor, has grown too fond
of the power and wealth entrusted to him.
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| Alas! The Inflamed Sphincter of Power has poisoned the very soul of Mordoria... |
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Aragorn returns from the political wilderness
to reclaim the throne of Gondor...
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Meanwhile, Dr Gollumno (a former owner of The Sphincter),
bides his time to snatch it back, plotting and scheming all the while...
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But Dr G is destined to be the one who finally destroys his "Precioussss"
- The Evil Sphincter of Power!
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The White Tree flowers once again in Gondor,
liberated from the Curse of Dinosauron.
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| True love blossoms and flourishes at last in Tanah Tujuh. |
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| The Little People are the heroes of the day, hooray! |