Friday, September 19, 2008

Roll over and play dead, Hamid Albar!

Good boy, good boy! No more chasing kids on bicycles and ripping the postman's trousers. Tomorrow you're getting neutered. Say goodbye to your balls!

Here's the late great George Carlin with a classic routine called "Dog Incident" - specially dedicated to Malaysia's funniest and wackiest home minister, Syed Hamid Albar.

CHECK OUT THIS REPORT FROM A COMMENTER ON TERESA KOK'S BLOG:
Teresa Kok was taken away on Friday [12/9/08]. Two self-proclaimed Muslim Groups were at the Sentul Police Station making report against Teresa on Sunday morning [14/9/08] around 11am.

At the scene, by the road side, some gangster-looking youngsters with yellow head-bands were holding some banners accusing Teresa of ”menghina Islam.”

I stopped my car and asked one of them what was it all about.

Me: Dik, apa dah jadi?
He: Ada orang menghina Islam.
Me: Siapa?
He: Tak tahu! (The banner he was holding read: "Teresa Kok Menghina Islam")
Me: Lalu you marah siapa?
He: Tak marah siapa, cari makan saja!
Me: Tapi Teresa Kok sudah ditangkap ISA.
He: Siapa Teresa Kok?
Me: ………