Dicks, Pussies & the Occasional Elephant (revisited)

Here's an amusing collection of random images forwarded by friends, some of which are well worth revisiting, especially on days when words fail to express the overwhelming sense of absurdity and utter meaninglessness engendered by the powers-that-were in their desperation to cling on to their wholly undeserved privileges. The images have been loosely classified into three main categories: dicks, pussies and the occasional elephant (though several remain unclassifiable, like the first two...

Whoever came up with this world map deserves a hearty spanking.

Brilliant geopolitical map: easy for plutocrats to carve up the world!

This priceless image tops the dickhead category...

Stylized dickhead oozing an amphibious substance... defectors, beware!

This dickhead stands out in a crowd!

Rampant banana with undeniable appeal, heh heh.

Great names for these dickhead twins.

Some pussies HATE getting wet!

Pussy in hot pursuit: watch out for those toxic talons!

What's a mere cat doing amongst these meerkats?

Waking from a long winter?

Totally awesome pussy?

Famous last words.

Very useful service from Google...

The radical leftwing strikes a blow against humanity.

When Umno is booted out we might see a level playing field.

Pachyderm romance? You need a thick hide to survive that!

Vicarious sex

Hostile alphabet soup?

Excellent advice spotted at a Thai temple (by my daughter Moon).

They thought he was dead... but Bala lives on forever in our memories. 

Coming soon to a cinema near you (when Covidiocy comes to an abrupt end)!


[First posted 2 July 2010. Reposted 10 November 2014 & 3 November 2020]

How about some lowbrow art? Much sexier than lowbrow politics, that's for sure!

Some folks swear by their Volvos. 

I confess I much prefer Vulvas. 

Especially ornamental ones that belong in an art gallery 

for born-again philistines like myself...

Pipe-smoking bow-tie pussy (bring your own pipe)

Anatomical is much funkier than political correctness

Greybeard hippie's squaw?

Diabolically obscene but I'm a horny old devil

The pedophile's choice - revealing one's inner child

It will flap its wings till they're dry and then fly away

No hair is a good hair day for Homer Simpson

                                                                      

                                                                              Pussyface? You mean ME???

Shaved Fish was the title of John Lennon's 7th solo album.
This would have been the perfect cover shot.

[These tattooed vulvas were found on a friend's Facebook wall]