Monday, October 26, 2026

Pterodactyl Porn: sins of our ancestors (revisited)

In conjunction with the worldwide celebration of Wesuck Day, LoyarBurok has launched its Porn Week (under the incomparable curatorship of June Low aka Lady Baba). This is what Ms Low has to say:

Porn is everywhere. Everywhere you go people are either talking about it or they’re emulating it. And don’t even try to argue the exceptions. I was stuck in a traffic jam just last week and all I heard was "Porn porn! Porn porn! Porn porn!" - Malaysians are all about the porn and it’s time LoyarBurok got in on the action.


"Now I can't die saying I've never seen pterodactyl porn."
She also posted a photo depicting pterodactyl porn which, for some strange reason, fired my imagination and aroused my prediluvian prurience. I dedicate this bizarre post to all crabalocker fishwives and pornographic priestesses (with or without knickers, so long as they have friendly knockers)...

Er.. is that a butt plug you've got in your beak, mister?
Not really a pterodactyl, but definitely a prehistoric prick
Why would anyone stick this on their car windscreen?
As a warning, perhaps, to drivers who forget
to look in their rear mirrors?
Muhammad exploring the Seven Heavens on the back of a pterodactyl?
Must be some defence contractor trying to stir up a hornets' nest of violent protest...
I found lots of other kinky images while googling for pterodactyl porn. Interspecial erotic fantasies must be far more widespread than gets reported in the mainstream media...

Fancy some hot sex with a mature rubber plant?
Whatever happened to "birds of a feather"?
"Hahaha, your beard is ticklish!"
Red Riding Hood and the Big Bad Wolf...
Just another horny little guy from Outer Space...
Wookie goes for some royal nookie...
Uh, oh.. Jabba's got a big crush on Leia...
"What else can I do? Wear platform shoes?"
"Is this is what you call necking?"
"Fuck-a-duck, fuck-a-duck!" Hey, it grows on you!
"Wow... talk about tight pussy!"
"Dang! Forgot to get ciggies on the way home..."
Girls, never marry a prince who has spent time as an amphibian!
Pachyderm porn is fast gaining popularity in developing countries 
obsessed with their own GDP.

Horny is good when it come to skin flicks...
Even Lizard Men need blowjobs too.

Sensible advice we should all heed.

Click here for more Porn Week family fun!


[First posted 3 October 2013, reposted 5 March 2016, 21 October 2017 & 
25 October 2023]


Buy Your Own Crowd Control Gear! (repost)

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[First published 15 November 2007 (5 days after BERSIH). Reposted 22 June 2011 & 22 October 2023]



Sunday, October 25, 2026

WHO NEEDS GASOLINE?

Gasoline is toxic waste - so why are we using it as fuel?



We don't need gasoline. We never needed it.


Scientific and historical facts about gasoline and alcohol:

1. Henry Ford's early automobiles ran on alcohol because when they were invented gasoline was not available.

2. John Rockefeller spent $4 million (that we know of) to promote Prohibition, a ban on alcohol manufacturing in the US that started in 1919, just as the car industry was taking off.

3. By the time Prohibition was lifted in 1933, gasoline stations were ubiquitous and most engines ran on gasoline only.

4. Alcohol can be manufactured locally and on a community level from renewable plant material for $1 per gallon.

5. The growing of plant material for alcohol would have no effect on the price of food.

6. The growing of plants for fuel would more than neutralize the carbon created by burning alcohol for fuel.

7. In Brazil, over 50% of new cars sold can already run on 100% alcohol.

8. Producing alcohol from plant material is incredibly energy efficient.

9. The oil companies aggressively promote garbage science to deceive the public into believing that alcohol fuels: a) will cause starvation, b) are uneconomical, and c) are net polluters.

10. Gasoline is a highly toxic material.

11. The only reason gasoline has become the most common fuel for cars is that the oil companies would otherwise have a massive problem disposing of toxic petroleum waste.

12. Oil companies like Chevron have pressured PBS, commercial TV networks and other news media to keep this basic information from the public for decades - and the censorship continues to this day.

More info at: http://www.PermaCulture.com

[First posted 26 October 2008]

Saturday, October 24, 2026

Excuse me, Mr Pink Lips, but your fly is wide open... & the case isn't closed! (repost)



courtesy of Malaysiakini
THE MALAYSIAN GOVERNMENT MUST TELL US ABOUT THE ROLE OF TERASASI

Dr Kua Kia Soong

Having had the privilege of looking at some of the PARIS PAPERS on the Scorpene scandal recently, it behooves me to give anxious landlubbers a “hitchhiker’s guide” to this convoluted mesh of payments that have gone on to grease this most expensive (more than RM7 billion) arms purchase in Malaysia’s history.

Since SUARAM lodged its complaint with the French courts for a judicial review of the Scorpene contract in November 2009, the French prosecutors have certainly been busy with their investigations. They have interviewed officials in the French state company, DCN and related companies such as Thales as well as officials in the French ministry of defence. They have looked into bank vaults and scrutinized contracts, memoranda of understanding, memoranda of intent, invoices, bank accounts of various people including Abdul Razak Baginda. There are also some rather telling internal confidential reports of DCN and the French ministry of defence.

What Malaysians See Above Water

So far, the Malaysian Ministry of Defence has told Parliament that:

1. The cost of two Scorpene submarines together with logistic support and training was close to 1 billion euros;

2. Payment to Perimekar Sdn Bhd for “coordination services” was 114 million euros.

Malaysian tax payers will still need to pay even more for maintenance services, support & test equipment, missiles and torpedoes, infrastructure for the submarine base, training of crew, etc. The total bill for these two submarines will be in excess of RM7 billion.

But are these two the only transactions in a sordid affair that has claimed the life of a fair Mongolian lass named Altantuya?

Perimekar Never More than a Travel Agency

Negotiations on the submarine contract started in 1999. At the time, the French state company DCN had this view of Perimekar:

“The amount to be paid to Perimekar is over-evaluated. It is not worth it…They are never more than a travel agency…The price is inflated and their support function is very vague…Yes, that company created unfounded wealth for its shareholders.”

But this system was created by the Malaysian government so DCN had no choice.

Before 2002, French Bribes to Foreign Officials Were Tax Deductible!

Before 2002, when new laws in France and OECD Convention were brought in to make bribing of foreign officials a crime, any money used to bribe foreign officials was even tax deductible! Such is the nature of arms deals all over the world.

The former finance director of DCN, Gerarde Philippe Maneyas had made a claim for 32 million euros (RM124 million) allegedly used to bribe Malaysian officials for purchase of the Scorpenes. The budget minister had questioned such a large bribe although he did eventually authorize the tax break.

Bypassing French Law and OECD Convention

Najib Razak, then defence minister & deputy prime minister,
and Altantuya Shaariibuu, murdered Mongolian translator
With the new French law and OECD Convention against corruption in place after 2002, the French arms merchants had to find a way to pay commissions to their foreign clients. The method used was to create “service providers” that could “increase invoices” in order to take the place of commissions.

Thus, when the French state company DCN terminated its contracts, Thales took over as a private company, not involving the state. Thales International was appointed to coordinate the political connections.

A commercial engineering contract was then signed between DCNI and Thales, referred to as “C5”. It covered 30 million euros in commercial costs abroad. The companies used in the Malaysian case were” Gifen in Malta, Eurolux in Luxemburg and Technomar in Belgium. The travel expenses of Baginda and Altantuya were covered by these.

Another “consulting agreement” was signed in 2000 between Thint Asia and Terasasi for 2.5 million euros.

Commissions and Dividends through Perimekar & Terasasi

Mr & Mrs Abdul Razak Baginda
The commissions and dividends for the Scorpene deal were funneled through two companies, Terasasi and Perimekar, both owned by Abdul Razak Baginda. His wife, Mazlinda is a director in Perimekar while his father is also a director in Terasasi.

Malaysians have heard about Perimekar and its “coordinating service” in the submarines deal. But so far there has been no mention of Terasasi.

Could the Minister of defence tell the Malaysian public and Parliament the exact role of Terasasi in this Scorpene deal?

From the Paris Papers, we know that at least 32 million euros (RM144 million) were paid by Thales International (Thint) Asia to Terasasi. There is an invoice by Terasasi dated 1.10.2000 for 100,000 euros. There is also an invoice from Terasasi to Thint Asia, dated 28.8.2004 for 359,450 euros (RM1.44 million) with a hand-written note saying : “Razak wants it in a hurry.”

This increase in invoices replaced the former dispensing of high commissions.

A confidential report in the Paris Papers notes:

“It appears that the management of Thint Asia is aware that the amount paid to Terasasi ultimately benefited Najib or his adviser, Baginda.”

Thus, as our French lawyer, Joseph Breham has put it: “Investigations so far have provided sufficient evidence to point our finger at Malaysian officials in this hearing.”

[First posted 3 June 2012. Reposted 7 November 2014]


Wednesday, October 21, 2026

OCCUPY... OCCUPY TILL THE END OF TIME!


27 October 2011 update from Keith Olbermann. Do we really need police? The REAL criminals are who they actually serve! Once we identify the REAL criminals - the rogue regimes, the buccaneer's clubs, corporate scammers, there won't be much reason to commit petty crimes like theft, robbery, and rape.

The police force in Malaysia - can it be overhauled and reformed? Maybe it's time we begin to imagine a world without police, without courts, without crooked judges, hypocritical money-grubbing ministers, without armies, without external government? Why not? No dream is too big for a free humanity!


Occupy Washington, D.C.
Occupy Wall Street, Zuccotti Park, New York
Occupying Los Angeles in style
Occupy Boston
Occupy Hong Kong
Library tent at Occupy Los Angeles
Quoting Jimi Hendrix at Occupy L.A.
In front of City Hall at Occupy Los Angeles
Julian Assange addresses the crowd at Occupy London
Arrested at Occupy London
Outside St Paul's Cathedral at Occupy London
Jesus shows up at Occupy London


Occupy Sydney
Occupy Madrid
Occupy Manila
Occupy Minneapolis
Another arrest at Occupy Wall Street
Butterfly beauty at Occupy Wall Street
Occupy Wall Street began 17 September 2011, still going strong
The Establishment strolls past Occupy Wall Street
People's assembly at Zuccotti Park
Voting on drugs and alcohol in Zuccotti Park
Occupy Oakland
Occupy Philadelphia
Occupy Rome
What it's mostly all about...

[First posted 28 October 2011]