Showing posts with label anal sex. Show all posts
Showing posts with label anal sex. Show all posts

Wednesday, December 10, 2025

Sodomy, Anyone? (reprise)

I found this document in my personal folder and can't remember why I wrote it. Must have been a comment I left on some poor bugger's blog months ago and forgot all about - but I think it deserves a fresh airing!

I define "sin" as "ignorance" (avidya in Sanskrit) or "missing the point" or "being way off the mark." Some may regard ignorance as bliss, but knowledge is a great deal more powerful, and wisdom far more enlightening and liberating.

You are putting all your metaphorical eggs in one basket with your unquestioning belief in the "divine authority" of the Torah, Quran, or Bible. Doesn't require much thinking to realize that ALL scriptures begin with an oracle... prophet ... visionary... medium... or channel... who receives a message from his or her "Higher Self," often presenting itself as "God" or "an Emissary of God."

The received message is at first transmitted orally to the oracle/prophet's closest followers - and only much later is it written down. Illiteracy is widespread even today, what more centuries ago. The privileged few who could read and write enjoyed enormous influence and power over others, and were revered as Ustaz/Priests/Brahmins.

We are told that Power corrupts... and therefore we may assume that any spiritual teaching passed down to us as "God's Word" will certainly have been "flavored" by the Scribe(s) responsible for recording in writing what originally was spoken by a Master or Guru. Please bear this in mind, whenever you are tempted to refer to any Holy Book as your "authority" on any subject.

The only reason I can think of for the Book Religions' frowning upon anal sex and homosexuality is that such practices, if allowed to flourish, would eventually diminish the population/ummah/congregation (therefore drastically reducing the amount collectible as religious taxes or tithes, not to mention lowering the quantum of cannon fodder with which to wage perpetual war against ideological enemies).

Anal sex is occasionally fun, as is oral sex. If you have NEVER tried either and insist you never will, I sympathize with your extraordinary lack of curiosity and imagination.


[First posted 24 September 2007]

Thursday, June 1, 2023

Quick, Tell Me A Jewish Joke! (repost)



A Jewish woman says to her mother:

"I'm divorcing Sheldon. All he wants is anal sex and my asshole is now the size of a 50-cent piece when it used to be the size of a 5-cent piece."

The Jewish Mother says:

"You're married to a multi-millionaire businessman, you live in an 8-bedroom mansion, you drive a Ferrari, you get $2500 a week allowance, you take 6 vacations a year and you want to throw all that away for 45 cents?"




[First posted 10 April 2008] 

Tuesday, July 7, 2009

Malaysian Institute of Advanced Sodomology

Faculty of the Malaysian Institute of Advanced Sodomology
L-R: Mahathir Mohamad (patron), Musa Hassan (proctor), Daim Zainuddin (purser), Naif Ton Rasa 
(vice-chancellor), Gani Patail (dean), Shafee Abdullah (professor emeritus)


GET OFF YOUR SMELLY BUTTS, PEOPLE! 
THIS IS THE CHANCE OF A LIFETIME TO WIN A FULL SCHOLARSHIP FROM THE CRIME MINISTER'S DEPARTMENT. ACHIEVE YOUR AMBITION TO BECOME A PROFESSIONAL ASSHOLE. ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS TESTIFY AGAINST A CERTAIN OPPOSITION LEADER...

Enrolment starts at 9:00AM, 8 July 2009
@ the Jalan Duta Court Complex



Please wait at the Rear Entrance
or contact recruitment officer Saiful Azlan Bukhari
@ 012-2143177

For more details go here!