Kuala Lumpur, 9 July 2011: Rally for Clean & Fair Elections...

Bravo, boys! You recaptured the city from those yellow-bellied traitors
without spilling a single drop of blood! Now what???

The all-new Mr Clean... after the Pope hands him some free advice?

Oy, Najib! Is this how you plan to rule the country? (He didn't get the message the first time...)

AT GUNPOINT.....?

How long before your hand gets tired?

You won't get any sleep at night...

You'll be much too stressed to service your voracious wife.

She'll soon be sending for some toy boys...

Isn't this a much nicer and healthier option? You have enough cash stashed away to live in the lap of luxury the rest of your lives... far, far from your political foes in Malaysia!