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| Now you know why police are called mata-mata (eyes) in Malay. |
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| First there was Nothing. Then it exploded. Oh yeah? |
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| Is there a link between the colonial impulse & colon cancer? |
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| Some are a bit slow on the uptake. |
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| Is Selangor state a feudalism, I wonder? Think I'll PAS on this one! |
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| Some say this hat rack once belonged to Samuel Beckett. |
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| Remember, there are always greater forces at work. |
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| Don't the police have better things to do? |
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| He even survived being grilled by a military tribunal. |
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| An apt metaphor for our current state of political apathy. |
Thanks to Olivia de Haulleville who forwarded the puns.
I just chose the images & provided the captions.
[First posted 25 August 2014 & 11 December 2019]
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