In the cavern, shadows gather round the stew
or huddle in crannies (but only on weekends)
to hear Platonic oratorios rendered inoffensively
by descendants of Aristotle and his Orchestra of
Broken Winds.
(From "An Epilogue of Sorts" by Antares)
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Joseph Pujol (1857~1945) |
It is a common misconception that Joseph Pujol actually passed intestinal gas as part of his stage performance. Rather, Pujol was able to "inhale" or move air into his rectum and then control the release of that air with his anal sphincter muscles. Evidence of his ability to control those muscles was seen in the early accounts of demonstrations of his abilities to fellow soldiers.
[Source: Wikipedia. First posted 9 February 2012, reposted 4 July 2014 & 20 January 2016]
Hey, a natural for Ubu Roi! Viva le shittrr pump! Very cheeky non?
ReplyDeleteGreat post, highly entertaining, likewise the full Epilogue of Sorts and the other stuff in poets encyclopaedia. You should do more with it.
ReplyDeleteI've never been prone to specialization - but if I had done so early in my life, it would probably have been something odd like earwiggling or handfarting. (I might have been tempted to practice a wee bit of musical flatulence, just to impress my cartoon sex partner Joi Murugavell, who cannot resist well-tuned, perfumed farts :-)
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