Mahathir, Queen Elizabeth, and Joe Biden all die and go to hell.
While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for. The Devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth.
Biden asks to call Delaware and talks for 5 minutes. When he is finished the Devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so Biden writes him a check.
Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes. When she is finished the Devil informs her that the cost is 6 million dollars, so she writes him a check.
Finally Mahathir gets his turn and talks for 4 hours. When he is finished the Devil informs him that the cost is $5.00.
When Biden hears this he goes ballistic and asks the Devil why Mahathir got to call Malaysia so cheaply.
The Devil smiles and replies: "Since Najib took over, the country has gone to hell, so it's a local call."
[First posted 6 January 2011]
nicely said mate :) hahahaha
ReplyDeleteSoon calls to Selangor State Secretary's office will be dirt cheap too... it is the new hell.
ReplyDeleteCalls from Msia to Burma, Somalia, Zimbabwe and North Korea are "local".
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ReplyDeleteReality exposed n communicated. So do not associated with this "hellland" they are "develish", piggery, animalistic n barbarous.
Actually, if you ask me, it went to hell since Mahathir took over. We may have seen "progress" on a superficial level, but that's really when the rot started.
ReplyDeleteDon't call me, MACC will call you.
ReplyDeletein indonesia, we change Mahathir to late Suharto.. :D
ReplyDeleteLOL ... poor Mahathir
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