Five surgeons from different cities meet at a conference and one evening over a few drinks find themselves discussing who makes the perfect patient.
The first surgeon, from Singapore, says: "I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."The second, from Bangkok, responds: "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded."
The third surgeon, from Beijing, says: "No, I think librarians are the best, all their internal organs are in alphabetical order."
The fourth surgeon, from Jakarta, chimes in with a grin: "You know, I like construction workers... those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over."But the fifth surgeon, from Kuala Lumpur, shut them all up when he observed: "You're all wrong. Politicians - especially the ones from UMNO - are the easiest to operate on. No guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, no spine, and the mouth and anus are interchangeable."
[Contributed by Hock]
Those of you who have been wondering why I haven't updated this blog in days, thanks very much for being such faithful readers! I'm alive and well and my broadband connection works fine. However, there was an unexpected surge of visitors in the last few days and it has indeed been very pleasant, though I was beginning to get withdrawals from not being able to sit at the computer for hours at a stretch and blog. I'm working on a longish piece right now, but this joke just popped into my inbox today, so I'll use it as a stopgap measure!
HERE'S ANOTHER "STOPGAP" MEASURE...
"PROGRESS" COMES TO KELANTAN...
[First posted 2 March 2009]
Hi Antares,
ReplyDeleteLove the third label you used for this one :-).
Take care and am waiting anxiously to read your longish piece!!!
Suffering from ABPDS. Antares'Blog Post Deprivation Syndrome!
cheers
That 'Setarbak Kopi' is in Kelantan??? I am pretty sure it is at Beranang, Selangor.
ReplyDeleteGlad to know you're keeping well :)
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Actually have come across the doctor joke many times before.. but always a chuckle of a read :)
ReplyDeleteSetarbak... LOL!
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ReplyDeleteAn English doctor says 'Medicine in my country is so advanced we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks.'
ReplyDeleteA German doctor says 'That is nothing; we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks.
A Russian doctor says 'In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can take half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks.'
The American doctor, not to be outdone, says 'You guys are way behind. We took a man with no brains out of Texas, put him in the White House for eight years, and now half the country is looking for work.'
Actually, replace the man from Texas with any politician from bolehland and the results would be the same.